December 2010
40 posts
so its new years eve
and to celebrate im making
NO PANTS NEW YEARS!
happy new years everybody!
my tabs are arranged in the best way
facebook, my school website, pandora, tumblr. but what you dont see is that the logos for these websites are as follows: F, B, P, T. its a fart?
i thought it was funny.
AGH!
i just found out that one of my best friends, who i’ve known since 1st grade or so, likes me. and i mean i think she’s awesome and all but not anything more than a good friend. and i dont want to hurt her or whatever cause shes nice and all.
but i feel extra awful cause i’m sorta interested in one of her friends but not her. it’s not a bad thing for me to do i don’t...
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yesterday i made donuts
needless to say it was quite the thing to do. i baked them, cause my parents got me a donut pan thing and i wanted to use it. the problem is that i had decided that i wanted yesterday to be productive, then i made donuts and thats just about it.
this is a good song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkCf2Ee7sXE. yeah im 1/4 latino so i listen to this jaunt.
but back to whatever i was talking...
so i told this to my parents and to some friends...
but of course youre going to because youre reading this. so i had a crazy dream a few nights ago and i just think dreams are generally cool. so i was on this castle thing playing what was like a game, but a tad bit more intense. it was sort of a version of dodgeball, but instead of dodgeballs it was tennis balls and muffins.
mostly muffins.
so i was winning or whatever you do in that game and...
so my mom said
“im so sick of your picky eating habits” at least thats what i think she said. she was referring to her children’s vegetarian/veganism. it struck me as odd that she would say that because i (at least) think its a respectable thing to do, become a vegetarian. i mean it wasnt too big of a deal and also maybe she was a tad bit angry because i had been complaining about the constant...
its a little overdue
but merry christmas everybody! my christmas was wonderful even though i was rudely awakened from my lovely slumber at the unsightly hour of 10 o clock. (oh dear me i sound like a british person) nonetheless it was rather enjoyable, i got many great things and spent a great day eating nutella pancakes and watching the awfully adorable “love actually”. it made everyone in my family...
annoyingfriend asked: merry christmas!!!! :D:D:D have an awesome day!!! :D
oh its the most wonderful time of the year
my hand hurts from writing cards to friends. why oh why did i promise to write such long letters to so many people? its okay though because its fun. i wrote one mostly about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and another about celibate eyeless and legless deer.
did you know that iceland has 13 santas? 13! and ones called spoon licker. and um meat hook?
Masturbation
Yeah i bet that grabbed your attention for a minute. HA! Win. But in all seriousness i have nothing to say on the topic of masturbation i just felt like confusing the hell out of a few people. On that lovely note, i’ll be off to bed. Good night!
i forgot to put out the trash today and so i had...
needless to say I’ve had better plans.
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i have a pink dinosaur with white polka dots and...
on my arm.
it makes me kinda happy inside
because i mean, who doesnt want a pink dinosaur with white polka dots and turquoise spikes on its back on their arm? its one of those things that just makes me smile you know, like the kind of street performers that are really happy and really good and also those eccentric kinds of shops that have really great things in them and the owners are old...
boovysensation asked: I've felt this guilt because my phone got injured while we were in the midst of a conversation and now I can't see what's on the screen anymore so I can't tell if you texted back/whose been texting me at all. I'm sorry if I didn't answer back to you! ;alskgnpoaweirbgpozkncb
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so i thought about the dont ask dont tell thing...
i went to the gay men’s chorus of dc’s production of a pink nutcracker. needless to day it was awesome. and actually by “today” i mean yesterday and i didnt post this until now because i got distracted and left the computer for a day. anywho, so i thought that the gay mens choruse was super good and there were like 300 of them and it was crazy
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woo hoo for repealing dont ask dont tell!
so it was voted today to not not vote to repeal it and on monday the actual vote is happening. cross your fingers ya’ll!
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the beginning to my short story entitled "Step...
step 1: Attain a robust figure; you’re too: (circle one of the following) fat, skinny, squat, lanky.
i stopped reading after the first step. I bid the man [who gave me these instructions] a good day and went for my room. the man, meanwhile stayed at the piano, playing an oddly happy little tune with one hand and lint rolling his tweed jacked with the other. he was a tall man with an...
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tests? HA!
yeah so im reading all these tumbls and statuses about people freaking out about finals and all that jazz, but i only have one test this week its super great. even if i did have a lot of tests though, i would still most likely be fine because i dont study. ive learned that when i try to study i get distracted by everything around me and also i dont really benefit from studying unless its...
yeah you've made some parts of my life much less...
but im not going to lose a friend because of that
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why is it considered racist if you mock a chinese...
because the british have been generally in a position of power, whereas the chinese have been oppressed in the past and making fun of them used to be part of that oppression and supporting that now is sort of racist (even though its sometimes funny i wont lie here). its like how making fun of americans is more okay because america is one of the most powerful nations in the world (sadly enough) and...
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oh and yeah what the hell is up with the billion...
i walked outside to help my brother put a couch onto the roof of his car for a few minutes and i almost died
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snow
seriously? this snow is messing with my mind and i dont approve of it. this is what the weather is thinking right now.
MUAHAHAH i know what will really be a good type of trick to play on the washington metropolitan area! remember how last year i was nice and gave them 5 feet of snow and they all loved it? yeah that happened. but what if this year i just made them think that its going to snow a...
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that sucked
last night was not quite the best time of my life. to say the least, it sucked. i hate caring after stupid people who decide to get shitfaced. i honestly see no appeal i getting shitfaced like these idiots. and thats why im always the only sober one.
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so
sitting in my living room with a friend, bored out of our minds, unable to fall asleep.
but today it snowed
so everything is okay. it wasnt much snow. in fact it was barely any. it did not stick nor did it last any more than 2 hours. nonetheless, it was snow. and snow tends to make me fell really happy. so i wasted away most of my time (in which i was supposed to be taking a test) looking...
harlot-starlit asked: It wasn't creepy haha. I'm from California (: How's DC?
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a few quick thoughts on vegetarianism
so basically ive been a vegetarian since i was 5 or 6. at first it was mostly because my brother was a veggie and i wanted to be like him in more ways than not. but as i grew up i started to understand and embrace the ethics of my choice. i am not a vegetarian because:
health reasons
the dislike of the killing of animals
for the treating of the animals before theyre killed. humans have killed...
Anonymous asked: you're really cute :)
harlot-starlit asked: Well you're more than welcome! Thank you very much, my dear (: I adore Christmas, so I was quite excited to make dozens of Christmas related posts. I love your blog as well! Most of your posts are adorable and funny. You seem more mature than a 15 year old haha
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if you've met me
you probably know that my tongue is super wide. it is. i just measured it and it was a little over 2.5 inches. then i googled the world’s widest tongue and found it to be 3 inches.
cmon, thats incredible. im almost there.
if you have any tips for widening it (besides just grabbing the sides and stretching it) i would be most appreciative
harlot-starlit asked: I think you have a rather charming personality (:
you
how do you manage to always not notice what i obviously feel? i know you wont read this because you dont have a tumblr and wouldnt read mine anyways, but i feel like this is as good a place as any to spill my stupid thoughts. i dont really feel like talking about it anymore because maybe you dont even deserve space on my tumblr.
that was more mean than i meant it to be but it go the point...
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TODAY
i am a dollar richer than yesterday because i found a dollar on the ground. it had been blowing in the wind with some leaves and came to a rest on a bank of dirt under some evergreens. it was a transforming experience
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TODAY
i am 25 cents richer than i was yesterday. yet i spent 5 dollars on lunch so technically i am 4.50$ poorer than i was yesterday.
the point of all this babbling is that a good friend of mine gave me a quarter and it made my day
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MOST ADORABLE THING EVER
so im babysitting right now. these two equally adorable children, one 5 3/4 year old boy (as he so told me) and a 2 1/2 year old girl (as she so told me) and after i put the girl (kiah) to bed and pulled sam away from thomas the tank engine i took him to bed. and he asked me to tell him a story so i told him the same type my dad told me when i was little. he would tell me to give him...
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Pokémon cards
so i just found a grocery bag FULL of pokémon cards form when i was like 5-10
they were in my friends room under some old clothes
of course there was a reason for them to be there and that is because we began to sort them for selling (on ebay, cause remember when you were little and ebay was the coolest thing in the world? yeah. it was.) and then we forgot for like 5 years or more i dont keep...
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so i was sitting on a roof
of someone’s garage by my school with a friend during lunch. this is the type of thing we do when we’re bored. well, a teacher saw us from a window of our school and she got really angry at us and sent us to the student dean. i thought it was a perfectly reasonable thing to do on a friday afternoon as we ate our lunch, and we were not harming anyone. nonetheless we were lectured on the...
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People these days just dont appreciate things
Like massages.
And hugs.
And peanut butter on a spoon.
With a little bit of nutella.
And a glass of milk.
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Zombies and lazers and
so my english teacher is crazy. she most strongly believes in fairies and dragons and all that jazz. shes having an assignment to write a short story imitating the style of Neil Gaiman. hes also crazyyyy. he’s the guy that wrote about zombies selling coffee and other wacky things. so because i dont really approve of my english teacher im going to get back at her for all the mean things shes...