January 2011
67 posts
my mother is trying to force me to snort orange...
she says its good for you?
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so i havent said anything on tumblr in 3 days
which is a record. but its not cause i dont have anything to say, i have a lot on my mind actually, but i’ve just been out and about sledding, shoveling, watching scott pilgrim, eating a total of about four thousand dollars of cvs food with ma buds, the like. but i have to go do my homework that i didnt do earlier now. good day
couldbehere-deactivated20110309 asked: i miss you.
i just shoveled at least 34 tons of snow in the...
all to help pay for my trip to stl. but now that i think about it i didnt make that much more than what i could have made babysitting…
im not sure if it was worth it.
i cant feel any part of my body. well i can. but it hurts. so i wish i couldnt feel anything
i have so many pounds and pounds of respect for...
i would not want to deliver mail in this weather.
but its snowing. and im going midnight sledding. win
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on twirling one's keychain around ones fingers.
the other day while driving home i saw a professional-looking man in his thirties, clean shaven, suit and tie, the like. he was playing with his keychain, twirling it around his finger. he was probably walking home from work and simply started to fiddle. what i noticed was that he was super focused on said fiddling and put his whole body into every twirl. yes, this is just like “On running...
okay so none of you know my mom probably but
its her birthday! happy birthday mom!
im writing her a short story for her big day so i’ll post that when im done. its title is “carrots”……..
my friends are terrible at rap battles.
nuf said
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On my story. Part three. On religion.
so back to sort of analyzing my story.
On religion. so as many of you may know, there is a craze sweeping the globe. correct me if im wrong, but i believe it is called religion. (i take pride in generally being able to not be offensive when i want to so let me know if you are offended at all by this in any way whatsoever and i will probably edit it accordingly). as stated in my bio, i am an...
yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes!yes...
i just bought my plane ticket to go to st. louis in march to visit some of my bestest buddies! WOOOO HOOOOO YUSHHHHHH
sorry if you dont give a crap…
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yoink. daily post technically i missed it but this...
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On my story. Part 2. On consumerism
so back to analyzing my story like a dork.
on consumerism. so basically in the story the man tells the protagonist to “buy, purchase, consume” etc. well i dont have as much to say on this subject. but well i guess i dont like consumerism that much. i couldnt think of a better was to live as a society other than idealistic communistic and anarchistic communities. but i think on the...
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The World at Large-Modest Mouse. love this song so...
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On my story.
my story that i recently wrote, as weird as it is, actually has some meaning. normally i hate analyzing pieces of writing, but this is mostly just a way to get my ideas out there in a more… how shall i say it… concrete format.
the man in the story, named william or todd, represents—to a certain extent—society. he thrusts upon the protagonist a list of steps. the three...
harlot-starlit asked: I saw this gif today that was the little "That's all, folks!" picture and it changed colors and I wanted to submit it to you but it wouldn't work so yeah :/
Anyways, how's life, Justin? (P.S.- Tell me when I get annoying & creepy haha)
Anyways, how's life, Justin? (P.S.- Tell me when I get annoying & creepy haha)
a friend recently said this about my story and it...
I really liked your story. It was akin to eating a slightly underripe pear on a spring day. It was really charming :D methinks it made me so happy because i love eating underripe pears on spring days.
today was cross dress day
at school. win.
pictures as soon as humanly possible
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so i decided to start a new blog just for my...
you can follow it if you want, i’ll still post everything on here but im making an exclusive one for my writing so i can find it all in one place.
thanks and sleep well ya’ll
this is it
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dedicated to melanie brill, @couldbehere, or...
couldbehere-deactivated20110309 asked: i kept trying to get on eburke but my fingers was so used to going 'das...' and it took my a while to get there.
and yeah.
OKAY
BYE
and yeah.
OKAY
BYE
i find it cool that white light encompasses every...
it just seems odd that every color imaginable, when put together, makes a pure white. i would expect some sort of a blend of dirt and unicorn vomit.
I really like it
When the heating turns off for a minute and everything is super silent and i can hear every flake fall outside my window and no one has walked in the thin dusting of snow and everything looks calm. For once. (posted on 11:11)
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--pancakes--, PART 2, the final chapter, all that...
we find our protagonist in a sticky situation, and i meant that quite literally. he has been attacked by a band of marauding pancakes. please read part 1 before continuing, as to not be thrusted into the heat of battle with no backround.
i ran to the fridge and grabbed a tub of earth balance, a natural buttery spread (fancyspeak for “vegan butter”) and a knife. i greased the knife...
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Step One/Distractions
—Step One/Distractions—
“Step one: Attain a more robust figure; you’re too: (circle one of the following) fat, skinny, squat, lanky.”
As flattered as I was, I stopped reading after the first step. I bid the man a good day and went to my room. The man meanwhile stayed at the piano, playing an out-of-place happy little tune with one hand and lint rolling his tweed coat with the other....
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Wiz Khalifa - Hey Girl
i really like this song i...
thank you Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
i cant imagine what the world would be like if you had not done what you did. well actually i could, but i would rather not. im super glad that a memorial is being built in your honor, (i think its opening in august?) you most definitely deserve it. its not what matters though, the memorial, its that people remember you and all those who worked with you, and fought for what is right.
Jesse...
I am thuroughly disturbed
After making the aforementioned pancakes, i went for a nap. I was awoken multiple times by a lovely young gentleman playing salsa and bluegrass at full volume while he paraded about the house smacking his behind. Needless to say, i am thuroughly disturbed
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--pancakes--
—pancakes—
so since my dad had a less-than-excellent-day, i decided to wake up early and make him blueberry apple pancakes. the house filled with a lovely aroma, and a reasonably buzzy smoke because our stove is sub par, to say the least. we [my pals and i] made mickey mouse pancakes, only the best kind of pancake. to our surprise,
they came to life
once they did that, they...
i had a good day
so
i slept at a friends house yesterday and slept in till 1
i spent over an hour on the metro because of stupid delays (not part of a good day)
i took down my Christmas tree and vacuumed the needles. then i gave myself a hickie on my belly button with le vacuum. (makes any day good [fart noises])
i was going to go cosmic bowling but i went to a movie instead which was good.
green hornet was...
--im thankful for my friends.--
seriously, im not being silly. i recently set out to become friends with the people i knew in elementary school but then lost touch with when i switched schools. im still thankful for the people i’m friends with in school, but i want to point out these new people. theyre pretty cool and im mad at myself for not befriending them earlier because they actually live close to me, unlike my school...
my one hundredth post.
this is my one hundredth post. and to be honest i have nothing that would make it special so i’ll do my best. well theres one special thing
one of my best friends is going to semester school tomorrow. its okay, he comes back for spring brake—wow spelling FAIL break but i’ll still miss you buddy. seriously. youre one guy i can always turn to and trust. have fun in them...
harlot-starlit asked: No way no way! I guess we were meant to be friends & do silly things after all! I like the bulletin board idea by the way. I think you're a very interesting & charming person, if it's not too bold/creepy of me to say (:
this is what i recently wrote on my pal...
yes we can do oh-so-many wondrous things (exploring construction sites, thrifting, hipster hunting, [if its raining] singing in the rain, stealing shopping carts and racing them, dancing in not-for-dancing-places)
am i the only one who thinks this is not even a tad bit odd thing to do?
harlot-starlit asked: I recommended your blog by the way. Twice actually. I forgot to tell ya (:
--project--
i have decided i want to do a cool project.
im going to put a board out somewhere in my neighborhood and write on it telling people to write interesting and seemingly random words, phrases, thoughts, feelings, short anecdotes, the like. after a while i’ll take it home and write a story or multiple ones using those seemingly random words, phrases, thoughts, feelings, short anecdotes, the...
'swag' is quite possibly one of the better words...
along with a bunch of other words
munch
unk
unsk
bond angles (its two words[from chemistry], but say it aloud its funny)
stroll
pal
behoove
nifty
thrifty
lovely
spectacles
reasonably buzzy
this list could go on for days. so i’ll stop here. you guys should add to this list and stuff.
but one time my friend was showing me some random person on facebook
lets cut to the chase
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so instead of doing my essay for AP spanish im...
this chick melanie tumbled about me so i wanna say that shes actually one of the chillest people out there. im not gonna waste your time by putting a bunch of lame mushy stuff in here but i just wanna say that i respect her to the nth degree and i like that she likes my purple pants.
speaking of purple pants i have those
um so i recently discovered that the reason i dont drinksmoke/etc is...
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this song is so super
couldbehere-deactivated20110309 asked: dood. I really don't know how to reply so uh here:
I was expecting a better response to my not so anonymous question (insert some dumb smilie icon.). Also, i'm actually getting kinda serous about writing something together and i summiting it to random magazines or newspapers or whatever. I hope youre as pumped as I am
I was expecting a better response to my not so anonymous question (insert some dumb smilie icon.). Also, i'm actually getting kinda serous about writing something together and i summiting it to random magazines or newspapers or whatever. I hope youre as pumped as I am
couldbehere-deactivated20110309 asked: I can't figure out how to reply or comment or whatever so uh... Yeah. I adore you or some shit like that. Our book will be a top seller. On the indie list. Cause (Just in case you didnt know) we are self proclaimed indie weiner short story writers.
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hey you i like you
-me
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¡gah im letting stuff i learn in school interest...
so im doing a project sort of on rousseau and im actually sort of intrigued by his thinking. i started reading one of his books online “on education” for a few minutes and i decided i really like his writing style. he believes in stuff like inherent human goodness
ethical humanism whaddup
and also stuff like how society totally fucks with our natural-ness. i agree with him to some...